Lessons from Physics

Captain's blog, stardate 6968.4....
OK, newsflash! The college that repeatedly told me would have a really intensive workload actually *gasp* wants me to do work! Inconcievable!
I barely got any work done on the weekend, due to a combination of having to do other things and wanting to have a little fun. Now I'm desperately struggling to keep my head above water...wait, that's a bad metaphor because I can't tread water.
ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGE TO DISTRACT EVERYONE! My physics teacher said the other day: "In cases like this, you have to ask yourself 'what would a positive charge do'?" So I shall ask myself: What Would a Positive Charge Do? The answer, according to physics, is "move towards a region of lower potential".  But everyone wants to have the potential to do great things, so why move to a region of lower potential, especially if I'm feeling positive about myself at the time? According to physics, if I want to move towards higher potential, I'd have to be negative about the situation, which I have tried, and it doesn't work! Curse you, physicists! Remind me never to take advice from you again!
Of course, don't forget that positive and negative charges move towards lower potential energy, so pretty soon I won't have any energy either! (Well, I will, but it will be kinetic energy and I don't need that! I'm a student, not an athlete!)
Let's see what else we can learn from physics, shall we?
a) If a charge (me) is placed in a uniform field, it will move in the direction of the field if it in positive and in the opposite direction if it is negative. This is not true, I'd go towards a nice green field no matter what. It's better than boring old sidewalks.
b) Positive charges are repelled by other positive charges. Not true, everyone wants to be around people who are positive!

Conclusions: Physics is silly and everyone should just stick to math. (It's OK, physics, I love you anyway.)